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So Dave, when United Airlines has mechanical problems and you miss your connection,
to make up for it, do the flight attendants give you lap dances? I think
that's a yes.

If I had any more class, I'd be a schoolhouse.

I'd be surprised if they let us back in Canada.

We're in the gondola and somebody's baking brownies.

No Dave, the yellow snow is not lemon-flavored!